***Warning! This is not for the weak in stomach.***

 

Today I was kind of in a hurry to get ready, so I put Andrew in the bath and decided to quickly hop in the shower myself.  It was only going to be a fast 2 minute shower and then I would be out to supervise and make sure he didn't drown or anything terrible like that.  Well, of course the second my feet touched the shower floor I hear "MMOOOOOMMMM", I just ignored it because he's always yelling at me and continued on.  Two minutes later I was finished with my shower and I turned off the water.  I heard nothing (never a good sign)...So, I knocked on the wall (our bathrooms share a wall)...He answered back with another "MMMOOOOMMMM", but this time followed with a "poooopieees".  My stomach dropped. 

 

Now flashback to Brayden at age 2.  Brayden was taking a bath while I was putting on make-up and my friends little girl, that I was watching at the time, was also in the bathroom with us.  Well to try to make a long story short Brayden pooped in the tub.  He freaked out, and had no idea what was going on.  So, I frantically go to get something to try and fish his poo out of the tub, but apparently was not quick enough for him... he grabs his poo and chucks it out of the tub, mind you while completely freaking out, and the poo goes flying across the room and lands smack dab in the middle of the poor little girls chest.  So then she starts freaking out because now she has someone else's poo on her shirt.

 

Now back to today...So, crossing my fingers and saying a prayer, I throw my towel around me and head for his bathroom just hoping he doesn't really mean what I think he's trying to tell me.  As I approach the bathroom I see a trail of about 5 little brown balls leading the way to the tub (he had used his sweet little hands to chuck them out of the tub...NASTY!!!).  Uh oh!  As I look in the tub I see that those aren't the only little treasures he has left for me, there's MORE!  So I decide the easiest way to do this is to take all the toys out of the tub and throw them in the sink to be sanitized, drain the water from the tub, clean out the remaining treasures and put in fresh water.  So I proceed.  I get the toys out, the tub cleaned, fresh water in, pick up the brown balls off the floor and start sanitizing the toys in the sink, and you'll never guess what!?!?!?!  Yup!  MORE treasures!  He had taken MORE of his poo and stuffed it into an empty bottle that he likes to play with in the tub.  So, now I've had poop on the floor, poop in the tub, and NOW poop in the sink!  Now, I had done pretty okay up until this point, but when I had to clean the poop out of the sink I thought I was going to lose it and I don't mean my mind.  I was gagging all over the place.  Anyway, a bottle of bleach and a half an hour later I finally had a clean bathroom and a clean boy!

 

I hope we didn't make anyone sick, but remember I warned you!